This week, in Wales, a man dressed as Darth Vader was sentenced for attacking the High Priest of the First Jedi Church of Wales with a metal crutch after being provoked with a Light Saber.
Wearing a bin bag, he jumped over a garden wall waving the crutch whilst shouting 'Darth!', 'Darth Vader!'
In court, he conceded that his behaviour may have been affected by the fact that prior to this, he had consumed the entire contents of a 10 litre box of wine.
Outstanding. There is nothing more to add really...
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