Lean back...

I like to think of myself as a feminist. Albeit a male one. However, I couldn't resist posting this.

Let's do the gags as a list, so we can all enjoy them together:

1. I wouldn't mind her in a sandwich.
2. Is that a lardon, or do you have a bacon slicer in your pocket?
3. You don't have to ham it up for me.
4. Lucky swine.
5. Piggin' gorgeous.
6. A new meaning to the word 'streaking'.
7 I only asked her out for a drink, but I could have been rasher.

And on and on ad infinitum...

She ran off, but I was able to Ketchup.

Stop me now, please...