Americans!!

Moe used to drive a car. (Moe is the Ape on the right) Where did Moe drive his car to?

"We need some milk"

"I'll get it."

"Thanks Moe"

Moe is lost, he's not driving, he's is now believed to be on foot. Lost? Hiding? Worse? He's been out there in the rugged, brushy, snaky foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains west of Los Angeles since June 27, when he escaped from his cage. His frantic parents, not his biological parents, are weeping with worry.

Moe, before he retired, was somewhat of a celebrity, he used to make his living opening new shops, shopping malls, you know, ribbon cutting. Apparently he was chosen to open a supermarket ahead of Ricky Martin, brilliant!!

Moe lived at an exotic pets sanctuary called 'Jungle Exotics', owned by Joe Camp. Camp said "It's dangerous, hilly country, and Moe is not somebody's monkey child." Eh?

Moe's owners said, "Oh, I just don't know what he's thinking. Maybe he's scared to death. Maybe he thinks he's in trouble. This is all so new for him," says LaDonna Davis, who considers Moe like the son she never had. She calls herself Moe's mum. Her husband, St. James Davis, a retired NASCAR racer, calls himself Moe's dad.
St. James says: "He's on his way home. He's probably looking for a car to drive."

God help us all!!!