The serious moonlight...

My friend Dave and I are very similar. However, some of the things that make me laugh just make him angry and I never understood this; it would just make me laugh even more. Recently however, I am coming around to his point of view.

I posted on the 23rd of June about a Police sighting of a UFO in South Wales. Well, the South Walians, or whatever they're called, have done it again.

This is an actual transcript of the 999 emergency call that was placed.

Control Room: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."
Control room: "Right."
Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."
Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"
Caller: "It's in the air."
Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."
Caller: "OK."

The mystery was soon solved, as the exchange between control and an officer at the scene makes clear.

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"
Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

If you think I'm making this up, you can listen to it here.

I'm actually feeling angry... Dave? Dave?!